Modhesh gets reinforcements

Modhesh the Yellow Peril will not be the only character stalking Dubai this summer, it has emerged.

Not content with his own fiendish breeding factories, the terrifying slinky cross-breed will now receive backup, in the form of the “Dubai Family”, characters from Rainbow Productions and Saltimbanco Italiano/Global Art Theatre Company.

So far only the character sinisterly known as “Grandma” has been publicly identified, and can be spotted by her vivid orange skin, blue skirt, and media/supervillain glasses.

AdNation sources have managed to supply us with this picture of “Grandma”, which also includes glimpses of other members of the “Family”. From this, we have reason to believe one of them may be blue.

Our intelligence also suggests the “Family” will be active at Mall of the Emirates, possibly spreading to other locations, depending on how successful their efforts are.

At this stage we still do not know what the “Family’s” endgame is, and we urge our readers to be extra-vigilant when out shopping or frolicking.

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.