Modhesh X: this time it’s REVENGE

It’s on the roads. It’s in the malls. It’s on street signs, in windows, peering from the rear of cars.

The Yellow Peril is back.

But despite it being the tenth time the Modhesh phenomenon has plagued the good burghers of Dubai, the half-arthropod, half-spring creature has managed to find new ways of melting our brains.

In chilling new footage uncovered by full-time media pundit and occasional PR Alexander McNabb, we have a glimpse into the gestation-phase of the Modhesh creatures. As you watch this video, look for the lifeless eyes and cruel lips of the half-formed beings – if you can bear it.

Be warned: children, those of a nervous disposition and branding professionals are advised not to watch this clip.

Minutes later everyone featured in that film was dead.

If you encounter a Modhesh, authorities are advising that the best way to destroy the creature is with a blow to the head, using a substantial blunt instrument. Do not stare directly into its eyes.